Pent Up Pup

I unfortunately had the displeasure of finding this music artist through a visual artist i enjoy following boosting them.
I mean this in all seriousness that I say listening to more of their music made me enjoy is less that if I had left off with the horrid ear bleeding "music" I had heard at first. I will not sugarcoat my distate for this person's music as this isn't what my review page is for. It's to be my full biased self, and I am heavily biased AGAINST whatever shit this fucker puts into the world. He's got a handle on instrumentation, but unfortunately being white and having a dick is not enough for SOME people to be good at music. To call his music representation for what he sings about is to hurl slurs at anyone in that community. Now we have to talk about his music... sadly...


FURFAG (2025)

Count how many times he says maw, i fucking dare you.

  1. Cuddly shit. This song was probably the strongest start in the entire album I think I enjoyed the first 30 seconds before it started grating on my brain. For a song about being affectionate and soft this guy sure doesn't know any competent words that could make an interesting song.The repetition (which is unfortunately common in most of his music) really brings down any enjoyable aspects of this song. The instrumentation was decent and that song probably would've been enjoyable without a nasally pretentious cunt "singing" over it.
  2. Pass That Pooltoy shit. Not only is the instrumentation in this song fucking dogshit, the actual lyricism is so pathetic i fear to call it such. It feels like he spent 5 minutes on furry wiki learning what pooltoys are and wrote the lyrics while jerking off to pooltoy porn (would explain the sloppy lne execution atleast). Pooltoys are such a rich and interesting subject matter to sing about, not to mention uncommon. It's extremely dissapointint to see this song being one of the first to talk about them. Minus points for thinking "nulges" was any kind of smart wordplay.
  3. Knot Song shit. What can I say about this "song" that hasn't already been said? Listen, i do NOT give a fuck about knot discourse any day of the week, but if someone showed me this song, i would side with any side that meant i never had to hear it again."I felt your knot and my body took a screenshot" is not only a shit metaphor, it doesn't even fucking work! I want Pent Up Pup to look back at this song in 5 years and realise what a disgrace on the earth this song is. It is not only uncreative, and uncatchy, it's downright lazy. This is a poorly executed messes with horrible lyricism and shit instrumentation. Stick to beats buddy (or maybe just learn what a metaphor is...)
  4. Pits shit. Subtlety is not this guys strong suit huh. Like I said in the artist description, having a dick and singing about furry sex doesn't make you good at music. THIS SONG is a prime example of it. There is no substance. I would liken this song to a shitty amino ERP you'd have with someone who's never left their house. Once again, the subject matter could've been an interesting thing to expand upon and create music on but instead we get auditory roleplay with the listener to paw off to atop a shitty guitar instrumental. There was atleast an attempt at some semblence of creativity in the structure of the song, though yet again the repetition killed off any potential this song had.
  5. ChangedActually fuck Pent Up Pup personally for this one. The concept behind changed is so vast and rich with its lore to go off of... and the best you could do was "(What's that) Dark goo on my butt, Tell me why it's climbing in, Tell me what it's doing getting"? It's actually sad hearing this song and feeling it sour the feelings I have for Changed. We do get a peep at Pent Up Pup's instrumentation being decent in this song, and I'll give props that the bridge is somewhat tolerable but that's all the props you will ever get from me.
  6. Furfag shit but worse. This song was an actual assault on my ears. It's so abrasive to me I cannot go through the effort of even trying to remember how it sounded, and i'm not going in for a relisten. I did my fucking time.

Pent Up Pup (2023)

The entire albums sounds like if a record kept getting stuck over and over and the artist tried to pass it off as "intentional"

  1. Order:Score shit
  2. Edge Play Sometimes I sit and wonder if this guy is just one giant ragebait and I'm the fool. Like I cannot for the life of me think this song could actually be enjoyable to people yet I see that it somehow is. And to those I ask, why?
  3. Silly Piss Song Pisspoor music about a boring subject matter handled in a boring way.
  4. Peg Me The only real diversity in subject matter we get in the entire album, and it's mostly because it doesn't resonate directly with cockswinging loser furs fucking eachother in roomparties... because the cock is artificial! The only difference between this and a different pent up pup song is that it has the word peg in it. I don't want to hear how you prep your ass for sex because i can learn about that in a sex ed comic that would actually add something to my life.
  5. Ropepuppy shit, actually shit. There is no lyricism in this song, barely any wordplay, and barely anything one could constitute as interesting to listen to.